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Alternate LOST Finale endings

Coffin, coffin, who's in the coffin?

I think I just found my new Plasma TV!

Panasonic's Neo PDP 150" Plasma.
Hey Brandon! Start dropping your Christmas Plasma hints with Auntie Simone now.

I got 236 points in Scrabble Blast for the word DOZEN.
That is all.

SLEESTAKS!

Land of the Lost is getting a remake starring Will Ferrell.
I cast Peter Dinklage as CHAKA!

Oldstaks from the original Saturday morning cartoons:


And the Intro to the Land of the Lost-Lost-Lost-Lost Lost:

Worst effects ever.

Happy 1st Birthday Sophie!!!

About 19 months ago today:


Exactly 12 months ago today:


Yay Sophie!

Here's a link from a year ago to remind you.

You tell 'em Mario sent you!

Creepy Real Life Mario.

Runnin' with the Beatles

Listen to this crazy mashup between David Lee Roth's vocals from "Runnin' with the Devil" over The Beatles' "Drive My Car" It actually works. Although Eddie Van Halen's solo lacks his usual pyrotechnics

DJ Barkley

Your very own Doggy Beat Box.

YEP!

The Netflix commercials are odd but this one with Pinocchio makes me laugh. Pinocchio is on the ball with his eagerness. Followed by his nervous side glance.
He reminds me of Michael Jackson.

AIRBORNE Doesn't work. Must pay back customers

DUH! It says on the side of the box CREATED BY A SCHOOLTEACHER.
What a disclaimer.
Other lawsuits in the making.
SURGERY PERFORMED BY A CROSSING GUARD
TAXES FILED BY A GYM TEACHER
HOUSES BUILT BY THREE LITTLE PIGS

HOW Magazine Blog

My photographs got a mention on the HOW Magazine Blog. Nice.
I need to take more pictures.

Stressful Times Calls for Stressful Measures

POP THIS!

Exactly

I was starting to feel ill after having too much dinner in Chinatown. I caught a waiting train at Canal Street but service was suspended due to debris on the tracks. I was feeling nauseous and it was freezing outside so I decided to leave and take a cab home. I had to walk to Lafayette and Spring Street to find an available cab feeling ill the whole way. An acidic taste pooling in my mouth. I anxiously wondered how long it would take me to get home so I used the stop watch on my iPod to time my trip. By the time I neared my apartment, the comfort of coming home settled my stomach. I pulled up in front of my apartment, asked for my receipt and stopped the timer. It registered 16:00 minutes exactly. When I looked at my receipt, my fare was $16.00. Exactly.
Brrrr it's cold.

My book cover on David Letterman

One of my authors, Tom Friedman who wrote THE WORLD IS FLAT was on The Late Show last night and David Letterman held up my book. Nice.

Goosebumps

That John Williams score and the whip crack. YEOW! I can't wait.

The TODAY Show says that Creme Brulee French Toast...

is the Most Clicked-On French Toast recipe on epicurious.com. I need to try this for myself. Can someone please make this for me?

The New York GIANTS won the Super Bowl and Kicked Boston's ASS!

I can't believe the score is final. Giants 17, Patriots 14. We won the Super Bowl!? The New York Giants beat the perfect, now 18-1, New England Patriots. New England? Just another word for "BOSTON SUCKS!" I was screaming and jumping and high fivin' and chest bumping. But there was more cheering not coming from us or the TV. It was coming from the outside. I opened the window and everyone was screaming from their apartments. What an incredible shared experience. And eerie because we couldn't really see where all the cheering was coming from. It was reverberating into the night and bouncing off the New York City skyline. The Empire State Building was lit Giants Blue.
Aw man. What a game.

My Favorite Super Bowl XLII (2008) Commercial

It opens on a great aerial view of Central Park and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. The Underdog and Stewie from Family Guy balloons start fighting after a Coke balloon bottle and they break loose and chase over the streets of New York.
But the surprise winner turns out to be the ultimate football underdog.
Just like the GIANTS!
I love his smile.
You go Blockhead!

COCA COLA Co.-"It's Mine" commercial
Music: Barber of Seville // Overture

The commercial was produced and designed by Wieden + Kennedy, with Creative Directors Hal Curtis and Sheena Brady.

Here's a smaller but sharper version.

4-4-4-EIGHT!

I can't get this annoying yet catchy commercial out of my head. Performed by Daddy Yankee.
Maybe it's the heavily accented syncopated reggaeton rap.
The canon ball that blast through the wall barely missing your head
The chorus girls with the final pelvic thrust on the word "EIGHT!"
The Cool lobster guy
Or maybe just because it's on every single frakking commercial break.

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